see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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