We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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