I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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