You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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