You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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