just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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