sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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