we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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