if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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