hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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