I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
did you just send me my own nude
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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