S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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