He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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