My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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