you would pick up someone in the library
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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