Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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