sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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