roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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