I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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