White coat. Heels.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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