He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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