I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
