i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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