I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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