They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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