pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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