hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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