this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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