tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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