Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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