Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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