just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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