I wanna bring you to show and tell
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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