i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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