Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
