Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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