...so i touched it.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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