on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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