she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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