Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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