I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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