I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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