Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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