remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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