what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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