I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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