Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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