Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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