He asked to "fluff my boner.."
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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