Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
they're like a gay fantastic four
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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