summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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