I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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