Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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