Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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