So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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