I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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